The first episode of Bears in Space will come at some point after the Beyond Saga is complete.
This collection of short comedies will either phaser your funny bone or make you roll your ocular implants. Bears in Space misses every mark with an overdose of tired sci-fi tropes, terrible puns, crazy commerce, and technology run amok.
Boz Bear is a broke gig worker who still lives in the basement of his mom’s asteroid. He failed to achieve his dream of becoming a librarian. Every time Boz gets near books, innocent cubs die. Banned from every library in the Galactic Space Republic Hotel and Casino chain, he picks up odd jobs as a jack-of-no-trades.
Boz’s two best buds often join in his misadventures. The tech-obsessed Bez Bear lives to blow up stuff. Meanwhile, the struggling social media influencer, Baz Bear, is the king of oversharing. Keeping the trio grounded in reality is the lovely Piza “Ace” Bear. Using her piloting skills and common sense, she saves their furry butts time and time again.
Too often, the no-nonsense Ma Bear forces Boz to let his younger brother, Junior Cub, tag along on jobs. Boz’s little bro brims with dry wit. J.C. concocts get-rich-quick schemes to dupe suckers out of every generic space credit. The impetuous brat insists he’s the main character.
In the first installment of Bears in Space: Boss Bear’s Evil Invasion of Bearth, Boz must protect the superstar singer Diva Bear. Boz lands the job because nobody else wants to deal with the drama-prone Diva. But Boz screws up. Boss Bear, the obvious main bad guy of the series, kidnaps Diva. Boz and his crew chase after them, try to uncover Boss Bear’s agenda, and screw up all over again.
Will Boz rescue the damsel in distress despite the outdated nature of the quest? Will Boss Bear botch the kidnapping on his own? Or will Diva save herself? It’s not like she needs a man to do it.
More importantly, does anyone care? Doubtful, but please read this miserable drivel, anyway. Then leave a one-star review. Together, we can break the Amazon record for the worst-rated story ever!
Boz Bear
His dry wit gets him into too much trouble.
Bez Bear
More gadgets = more drooling.
Baz Bear
Can I get a selfie?
Piza "Ace" Bear
Unparalleled piloting skills and uncommon common sense.
Junior Cub (JC)
Your sins will be forgiven for only $99.95!
Ma Bear
Taught Boz everything he knows about firearms.
Boss Bear
Why does conquering the galaxy have to be such an ordeal?
TBD
Bears in Space takes place in an alternate universe where Ursidae (bears) evolved into the predominant sentient species. Technology has progressed to a similar level to that found in Star Wars, where space travel is taken for granted.
TBD
Bears in Space! Bears in Space! Bears in Space!
Spaceships and ray guns all over the place!
If you don't like our jokes, then we hate your stupid face!
Bears in Space! Bears in Space! Bears in Space!
(Performed by a portly opera singer with arms outstretched)